Random Dude at the Leather Bar: “I like your pendant! What is it?”
Me: “It’s a recovery symbol.”
RDATLB: “Oh, okay. [laughing] I thought it was from Harry Potter.”
Me: “Yeah, so did I. But I was REALLY drunk when I bought it.”
It is such a burden to be this hilarious, you guys. It’s like an albatross or whatever.