On Wednesdays We Wear Labrets

Boss: “I like that shirt!”

Me: “Thanks!”

Boss: “And what kind of shoes are those?”

Me: “They’re actually paratrooper boots.”

Boss: “You know, my son would love everything you’re wearing. The only things he has that you don’t are tattoos.”

Me: “Well, at least none that show.”

Boss: “…”

She also clocked me for wearing jeans instead of slacks, something she’s failed to notice for the past week and a half. This tells me about how long I’ll be able to get away with facial piercings.

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