And by “Beard,” I mean “Beard.”

Dear pervy customer:

It’s beard oil. Beard. Oil. That is not a euphemism. It’s just oil. For your beard. It has no “additional effects.” I promise it’s really beard oil.

I will pay you not to buy the beard oil.

One thought on “And by “Beard,” I mean “Beard.”

  1. Debra She Who Seeks says:

    Hahahahaha, the post is funny but the post title is the funniest!

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