But Also Because I Respect Channing Tatum as an Artist

[A conversation between myself and my buddy Damien.]

Me: “Do you have plans tonight?”

Damien: “I do not. You?”

Me: “Nope. Want to know what I really want to do?”

Damien: “Sure.”

Me: “I want to go see Magic Mike XXL and take a selfie in front of the movie poster, but with a picture of Angelo‘s face taped onto Joe Manganiello’s body.”

Damien: “Sounds like someone has a thing for Angelo.”

Me: “I’ve got a thing for Angelo right here.”

Damien: “…”

Me: “Kidding. I kid. Seriously, though, I want to tag us in a status update on Facebook and be all, ‘Damien said Angelo wouldn’t want to come with us, but I knew he’d show up eventually.’ ISN’T THAT HILARIOUS?!”

Damien: “Yeah… I’m just going to take you to that Amy Winehouse documentary instead.”

Me: “Fair enough, yo. Fair enough.”

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