A text from one of the Misfits: “Hey, want to go grab dinner?”
My first text back: “Sure. I’ve got to facilitate an HOA meeting at 7:15, but that shouldn’t take longer than an hour.”
An email from the HOA Board president: “I’m looking forward to the meeting tonight! Should I serve wine before or after the food truck arrives? Or should I just tell everyone it’s BYOB?”
My next text back: “It’s going to take longer than an hour.”
ETA: The Board president drank this much vodka and fell down. Amateurs.