The president of a homeowners’ association just offered to buy me a bottle of wine as a thank-you present for helping him track down a copy of his deed restrictions.
Douglas says I should accept it, then give it to the first homeless person I see and be all, “Save your coins, dude, I got you.”
Which is… a pretty good idea, actually.
Unless getting the homeless drunk counts as enabling?
I feel like this is going to turn out to be one of those days where my sponsor regrets ever having met me.