Bow Chicka Sad Trombone

Co-Worker: “Can you come to the kitchen? The Sparkletts guy just brought us a new water cooler, and he wants to show someone how to refill it.”

Me: “Okay.”

Co-Worker: “It’s a bottom loader.”

Me: [dies laughing]

Heavily Tattooed, Muscly Sparkletts Guy: “Hey there.”

Me: “…”

And then he explained how to refill the water cooler and left. Thanks a lot for the unrealistic expectations, Adult Entertainment Industry.

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