Carpe Iocus

So here’s a random drawback to being a sober Pagan: The only April Fools gags I can think of would involve convincing people I’ve relapsed and/or found Jesus, which, hi, not funny. Sad and/or alarming, but not funny.

Does anybody have any other cruel and/or unusual ideas? Because I’ve got a light workload and an office full of gullible co-workers, and wasting opportunity feels like old behavior.

2 thoughts on “Carpe Iocus

  1. Assuming your boss has a sense of humor, hand in your notice. If you have any employees yourself, lay them off. Maybe not the most original, but pretty mean-spirited! Those are too cruel for me, so I settled for putting blue food coloring in the Half ‘n’ Half carton at work.

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