Oh Calm Down, We Ran It Under Hot Water First

Me: “Welcome back! How was your vacation?”

Co-worker: “It was wonderful! And look! I got a small, tasteful nose ring!”

What I wanted to say: “This one time in college, I pierced my roommate’s cousin’s nose with a thumbtack.”

What I actually said: “Neat!”

I am not sure when I grew a filter, but I’m grateful it finally kicked in.

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