Douglas: “Hey, where are we meeting again? Is it that one place? Cobblestone Blackpot or whatever?”
Me: “Um… do you mean Té?”
Douglas: “Yeah, that’s it! That place.”
1. Write a series of murder mysteries set in England and featuring a bumbling but keenly intelligent detective named Cobblestone Blackpot.
2. Assemble a crack team of psychics and neurosurgeons, who will put their heads together and figure out once and for all exactly how Douglas’ brain actually works.
3. Drink more tea.