Would you like fries with that?

Contractor: “Good morning, and thank you for calling!”

Me: “Hello! It sounds like you’re having a great day already.”

Contractor: “I am!”

Me: “Well, I’m here to fix that.”

Contractor: ” … ”

Our special today is Chicken-fried Bluebird of Happiness. Eat up.

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