The Loyal Army of Criminal Masterminds I Never Wanted

Co-Witch K.: “It’s absolutely hilarious that your dad thinks your friends would steal your car for you.”

Me: “I know, right? Although what’s kind of scary is that off the top of my head, I can think of like four people who would actually do it. Aaron and Chase definitely would, and so would Patrick, and Kirk… and Franklyn. And David. And Erin. And Joe.”

Co-Witch K: “And Justin. And Brian.”

Me: “And Noble. And Van. And Georges.”

Co-Witch K.: “And Kitty totally would.”

Me: “And Don’s probably on his way over here.”

Co-Witch K: “…”

Me: “…”

Co-Witch K:  “…”

Me: “I’m going to go hide my car.”

Co-Witch K: “That would be for the best.”

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