Automodus Operandi

Me: “Okay, so I’ve got new brakes, new wheel bearings, a new drive belt, new tires, a new alternator, a new battery and a new battery terminal.”

My Dad: “Great! And if anything else goes wrong with your car, you can just have one of your friends steal it and get rid of it, right?”

Dear Friends: My dad thinks you’re all criminals. And in related news, I’ma prolly need one o’ y’all to steal my car.

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