Me: “People need to leave Miley Cyrus out of Justin Bieber’s mess.”
Douglas: “Whatever. They’re both train wrecks.”
Me: “MILEY IS NOT A TRAIN WRECK. SHE IS A WRECKING BALL.”
Douglas: “Alrighty then. But you do have to admit do look alike.”
Me: “No, in fact they do not. See, one of them is a spoiled, untalented little girl, and the other is Miley Cyrus.”
Douglas refused to agree, but I totally earned a rimshot on that one.