Better Left Unidentified

My Cousin: “Merry Christmas! This is for your desk at work.”

Me: “Aww, thank you! I love it!”

My Mom: “Um, what is that?”

Me and my Cousin: “It’s a tiny cauldron!”

My Dad: “…”

My Mom: “I don’t get it.”

Me: “Well, it’s a cauldron.”

My Cousin: “For his desk.”

Me: “At work.”

My Dad: “…”

My Mom: “I still don’t get it.”

Me: “I… don’t think you’re supposed to.”

Christmas Cauldron